Funny Inspirational Quotes
Funny Inspirational Quotes to cheer you up, inspire and motivate you or quite simply to make you smile.
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted; musicians denoted; cowboys
deranged; models deposed; tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.
Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?
If procrastinators had a club would they ever have a meeting?
Why is there always one in every crowd?
If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
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